{"id":15621,"date":"2016-03-16T08:02:35","date_gmt":"2016-03-16T15:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spijue.wpengine.com\/news\/three-st-patricks-day-treats\/"},"modified":"2016-03-16T08:02:35","modified_gmt":"2016-03-16T15:02:35","slug":"three-st-patricks-day-treats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/life\/three-st-patricks-day-treats\/","title":{"rendered":"Three St. Patrick’s Day Treats"},"content":{"rendered":"

Irish pickup line: Darlin,\u2019 if you won\u2019t come home with me the leprechauns have already won!<\/em><\/p>\n

There are nearly 40 million Irish Americans. That\u2019s seven-times more Irish than in Ireland. Now here we all go again on St. Patrick\u2019s Day. It\u2019s the holiday that puts the fun in dysfunctional. Boiled dinner, Irish soda bread, Irish music, Paddy jokes, wearing green, fond memories and drinking \u2014 let\u2019s talk about it over Irish Coffee. <\/p>\n

Real Irish coffee goes back to a dark and stormy night in 1943 when a plane left Foyne\u2019s Flying Boat Terminal in Ireland and headed for Newfoundland. Foyne\u2019s FBT is a museum now, with a website that tells the whole story. The short version is this: After a few hours the pilot sent a Morse code message that they were turning around because of weather. When they arrived, the restaurant wanted something to warm up the passengers. Chef Joe Sheridan made them coffee with brown sugar, a jigger of whiskey and heavy cream floated on top. A woman, not sure what she was drinking, asked Sheridan if it was Brazilian coffee. He said, as a joke, \u201cNo, that\u2019s Irish coffee.\u201d<\/p>\n

This drink is on Serious Eats\u2019 \u201c25 Cocktails Everyone Should Know.\u201d For years it had a bad rap because of bars that use bad ingredients, starting with gross coffee and finishing with green Cr\u00e8me de Menthe over aerosol propelled, canned whipped cream. Here\u2019s an excellent recipe, slightly adapted, from Felicity Cloake in the Guardian. What sets it apart is basic, complementary ingredients, a well-explained pouring ritual, and muscavado (a large crystal, natural brown sugar without the molasses taken out). I didn\u2019t find any of that in town but \u2018Wholesome!\u2019 brand dark brown sugar from the health food store is made through the same process and is equivalent.<\/p>\n

Irish Coffee: 1 cup good coffee-hot; 2 or 3 tablespoons Irish whiskey; 1 or 2 tablespoons brown sugar (the recipe calls for 2 tablespoons to increase density so the cream will float; 1 rounded tablespoon works fine); two tablespoons hot water; heavy cream \u2014 cold and beaten till it\u2019s thick but not stiff; and fresh ground nutmeg. <\/p>\n

A pottery mug holds heat better, but a stem glass is the more dramatic presentation. Fill a mug or stem glass with hot water and let it stand. In a sauce pan, heat the sugar in 2 tablespoons of water. Pour the hot water out of the mug or glass. Pour in hot sugar water, add whiskey, add coffee to a half inch below the rim, and add cream by dropping spoonfuls of it over an inverted spoon, until you\u2019ve got a finger-width collar. (Pouring it over the spoon stops it from sinking.) The idea is to sip the coffee through the cream. Sprinkle with a touch of fresh ground nutmeg. My son, who was in Ireland last fall, thought it was hilarious that the Irish came up with a coffee that looks just like Guinness Stout.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Irish jokes: What do you call an Irishman by the swimming pool? Paddy O\u2019Furniture. <\/em><\/p>\n

Q: How many Irish women does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh, you boys run along to the pub. I\u2019ll just sit here in the dark. <\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Irish Soda Bread <\/p>\n

We\u2019ve got a great picture from our wedding reception of my wife\u2019s Grandma Kennedy sitting with my Grammy Callahan. Two tiny, ferocious, cornered old Irish ladies looking daggers at the photographer. Smile, my foot. They\u2019d had hard lives and they weren\u2019t taking any crap from him. Grandma Kennedy made a great Soda Bread. We always make it on St. Patrick\u2019s Day and remember our grandmothers. <\/p>\n\n

Grandma Kennedy\u2019s Irish Soda Bread: Set oven to 350. Butter a bread pan. <\/p>\n

2 cups buttermilk<\/p>\n

2 eggs<\/p>\n

3 tablespoons melted butter<\/p>\n

2\/3 cup white sugar<\/p>\n

2 cups white flour<\/p>\n

1 tablespoon baking powder<\/p>\n

1 teaspoon baking soda<\/p>\n

1 teaspoon salt<\/p>\n

3 tablespoons caraway seeds<\/p>\n

1\/2 cup currants <\/p>\n\n

Mix wet stuff, mix dry stuff, mix them together with currants just until they\u2019re combined. Don\u2019t over mix. Turn it into the bread pan. Check after 50 minutes. When you stick a toothpick in the center and it comes out clean it\u2019s done. If you make muffins instead of bread check them at 20 minutes. Good hot, with butter. \t <\/p>\n\n

Irish insult: May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat. <\/em><\/p>\n\n

The Dubliners <\/p>\n

Whiskey in the Jar is a lively, centuries-old ballad about a highwayman betrayed by his \u201conly sportin\u2019 Jenny\u201d after he robs an English officer. The Dubliners made it famous back in the 1960\u2019s. If you\u2019ve never heard of The Dubliners, for over 40 years they were the high bar in a country known for wit, song and drinking. All the Irish players from the Pogues to Sinead O\u2019Connor to U2 were influenced by, and great friends of, these guys. When a journalist asked Bono, \u201cWho was (front man of the Dubliners) Ronnie Drew?\u201d Bono said, \u201cWho was Ronnie Drew? If you lined them up, like, the hardest men in show business and the hardest men in rock and roll, just think of all the most obnoxious, swaggering rock singers, and it\u2019s a girl\u2019s choir next to Ronnie Drew.\u201d He also said Ronnie Drew was the voice of the Irish nation. Other people said Ronnie Drew had a voice like coal being scraped across a floor. Which was a very Irish sort of compliment. Unlike so many bands, The Dubliners were about having a good time with the audience. Never too serious about themselves, they were full of fun. <\/p>\n

One day I got Whiskey in the Jar stuck in my head and went looking for all the covers of it on YouTube. It\u2019s been a standard for Irish bands since the Dubliners made it a hit. First came the balladeers like the Irish Rovers, Tommy Makem, and the Clancy Brothers, then there was Thin Lizzy\u2019s rock adaptation, the Pogue\u2019s punk version and many others. American folk singers like The Kingston Trio, Peter, Paul and Mary, Jerry Garcia with David Grisman (really), and Elvis. Actually, it\u2019s not the real Elvis. It\u2019s an Irish Elvis impersonator named Jimmy Brown, but he looks and sounds just like Elvis and he\u2019s got nearly 400,000 views on YouTube, with hundreds of comments from people who apparently think he\u2019s the real thing. For the worst cover, and this includes teenagers learning to play the penny whistle, no one comes close to Metallica\u2019s YouTube video Whiskey in the Jar. That one\u2019s a lot like watching the presidential primaries. You fill your glass and stare, wondering, \u201cHow in the world could it have come to this?\u201d <\/p>\n

You can also hear the song introduced in Norwegian by the band Torfisk. Germany\u2019s Santiano, French singer Nolweek LeRoy, and Spain\u2019s Krisenka Finley all do fine versions. \u201cBags of Rock,\u201d a Scottish band, blasts it out on the bagpipes. <\/p>\n

If you\u2019re surfing the net for Irish Music on St. Patrick\u2019s Day, here are 10 more great songs from the Dubliners; Dicey Reilly (filmed at Odonoghue\u2019s Pub, where they got their start), Seven Drunken Nights (which once made the UK\u2019s top 10 between the Rolling Stones and the Beatles), The Fields of Athenry (with Paddy Reilly), Mursheen Durkin, Wile Weile Waila (the cheeriest song you\u2019ll ever hear about infanticide and hanging a woman \u2014 does any other culture come up with stuff like this?), Rocky Road to Dublin, Maids When You\u2019re Young Never Wed An Old Man, All For Me Grog, Oro Se do Bheatha \u2018Bhaile (a curiously familiar song in Gaelic), and the Octopus Jig (in which the banjo man and fiddler play their own instruments with their right hands and the other person\u2019s instrument with their left, while a third man plays the penny whistle with both hands as the fiddler blows it and he, the penny whistler, chugs an entire pint of beer held for him by the singer.) <\/p>\n

Slainte! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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