Loaded Tots<\/em><\/p>\nWe sat there in the half light, the plate between us.<\/p>\n
We couldn’t see everything, so we explored by taste. Tomato. Bacon. Onion. Cheese. Fried potatoes, of course. And what was that? Another kind of meat, or something else? The egg on top, what was it seasoned with? We’ll probably never know for sure. But we were reminded that the magic in any dish is how disparate ingredients come together to form something greater.<\/p>\n
Two of us at that table came from Virginia. One went Ivy League. The other went military.<\/p>\n
The couple across from me talked about their recent wedding while I got text messages from my very pregnant wife of 10 years.<\/p>\n
We discussed music, the philistine among us stating that he didn’t like the Beatles. I told them why I thought “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” was a terrible film.<\/p>\n
They shouted me down.<\/p>\n
On the projection screen Louie’s sets up for football games, Aaron Rodgers told us how he beat the Vikings. One of us actually cared.<\/p>\n
While we disagreed on the merits of BoJack Horseman and Broad City, someone looked up at me with a pleased smile and said, “This dish has changed my entire perception of this place.”<\/p>\n
I went home after that, and I loved Juneau a little more.Ben Hohenstatt’s take on tots: <\/em>The loaded tots are a Lovecraftian manifestation of man’s basest desires — tater tots smothered in veggies, meat, onions, peppers, a fried egg and assorted cheese.<\/p>\nEmily Russo Miller on the tots:<\/em> This also hit woman’s basest desires. I could not put down my fork, stop to breathe, think about anything else other than this truly beastly yet beautiful mash of heavenly perfection. I had a great time out with co-workers for this review, but could not wait to bring these tots home, so I could devour them later in the privacy of my bedroom while binge watching Broad City. Just as god intended.<\/p>\nOverall<\/em><\/p>\n8.33\/10<\/strong> The delay between ordering and getting your food can be a little long, though it was a fairly busy Monday when we went in. The food was delicious and the Louie’s comfortable interior is a fine place to eat it.<\/p>\nAbout Beyond The Ale<\/strong><\/p>\nOur staff picked a range of food and evaluated it independently. All of these evaluations reflect the experience of the individual journalist, and shouldn’t be construed as a recommendation for or against any given restaurant.<\/p>\n
Beyond The Ale will return next week with our next bar food review.<\/p>\n
\n\u2022 Contact reporter Michael S. Lockett at 757-621-1197 or mlockett@juneauempire.com.<\/b><\/p>\n
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