{"id":9095,"date":"2016-01-03T09:03:01","date_gmt":"2016-01-03T17:03:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spijue.wpengine.com\/news\/photo-caption-contest\/"},"modified":"2016-01-03T09:03:01","modified_gmt":"2016-01-03T17:03:01","slug":"photo-caption-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/news\/photo-caption-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Photo: Caption contest"},"content":{"rendered":"
A red station wagon is shown submerged in Gastineau Channel at Harris Harbor on Friday afternoon. The driver told an Empire staff member that he had been the designated driver on New Year\u2019s Eve and parked his car at the harbor to sleep but must have not put the transmission in park. He awoke as the car was rolling downhill into the water. The driver was able to safely escape and the car was towed out of the channel by Friday afternoon. The Empire posted the photo to social media, and here\u2019s what some of our Facebook friends had to say when asked to write their own caption:<\/p>\n
Michael Haase: \u201cYou have reached Subaru customer service. For sales, press 1. For warranty repair, press 2. If you tried to use your vehicle as a submarine, press 3.\u201d<\/p>\n
Kimberly Essary: \u201cI could\u2019ve sworn the rental agreement said it was a Scubaru.\u201d<\/p>\n
Melanie Baillie: \u201cJuneau body, but it runs good.\u201d<\/p>\n
Amy Myers: \u201cGoogle maps said turn left. So I turned left.\u201d<\/p>\n
Angela London: \u201cJust another tourist trying to drive on the Alaska Marine Highway.\u201d<\/p>\n
Brittany Kay Honsinger: \u201cDo they have to pay the harbor for boat parking?\u201d<\/p>\n
Mareta A. Bates: \u201cSomeone found a solution to downtown\u2019s parking issues.\u201d<\/p>\n
Hal Jordan: \u201cLike a good neighbor \u2026 \u201d<\/p>\n
Joseph Hart: \u201cGo go gadget \u2026 submarine!\u201d<\/p>\n
Sheryl Lynn: \u201cThey said my tires were fully inflated.\u201d<\/p>\n
Shannon West: \u201cUmm. Hello Mom \u2026 Can I talk to Dad please \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A red station wagon is shown submerged in Gastineau Channel at Harris Harbor on Friday afternoon. The driver told an Empire staff member that he had been the designated driver on New Year\u2019s Eve and parked his car at the harbor to sleep but must have not put the transmission in park. He awoke as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":107,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_stopmodifiedupdate":false,"_modified_date":"","wds_primary_category":4,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[75],"yst_prominent_words":[],"class_list":["post-9095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-local-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/107"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9095"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.juneauempire.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=9095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}