t

Opinion: You cannot fix stupid

But we can help ourselves by understanding its pathology.

  • By Joe Mehrkens
  • Tuesday, June 14, 2022 11:30am
  • Opinion

By Joe Mehrkens

If you are wondering why we are slipping into an abyss of chaos, conflict and unsubstantiated realities, it may because we cannot fix stupid. Dr. Carlo M. Cipolla’s 1976 book on humanity’s greatest threat — stupidity — gives us some insights about the problem. He contends that stupid people exist across all cultures and societies, and they have very consistent traits. The most common trait is that they engage in irrational behavior causing grief to others without benefiting themselves. This can become catastrophic to the three non-stupid types of people as defined by Cipolla. The three non-stupid types are (1) intelligent people whose actions benefit themselves and others, (2) bandits who benefit themselves at the expense of others and (3) the helpless who through their own actions/inactions allow themselves to be exploited.

Cipolla’s (paraphrased) five laws of stupidity are:

— Inevitably everyone will underestimate the number of stupid people.

— Identifying stupidity is independent of other socio-economic characteristics.

— Stupid people consistently cause losses to others without gaining benefits for themselves.

— Non-stupid people will always underestimate the power of stupidity.

— Stupid people are the most dangerous, and more dangerous than bandits.

The first three laws relate to the degree of stupidity that co-exist with us. According to Cipolla, no matter how carefully we observe we will invariably underestimate the total. This underestimate is compounded with a bad assumption that successful and stupid people are mutually exclusive. We entrap ourselves when we think that stupid people cannot hold good jobs, be highly educated, or be skillfully devious. The good news is that gender, race, nationality, education, or income do not further define/identify stupidity. So much for persistent and unfair stereotypes.

Cipolla’s fourth and fifth laws describe how we all co-exist and can fall to the destructive powers of stupidity. Under Cipolla’s theory functional societies will fall victim to stupid people when too many intelligent people become the helpless or bandits. When this tipping point occurs, the universal characteristics of stupid people allows them to prevail. Stupidity is relentless and is immune to self-correction. If left unchecked it expands grief and leads to a new norm of obstruction, gridlock, and violent conflict. Stupidity and the bandits can win by sheer momentum. Ironically their “new norm” results in a predictable doomed future. Regimes with little common purpose or synergy among its population are the ultimate lose-lose propositions. Think of authoritarian rulers like Mussolini, Hitler, Franco, Pinochet, Idi Amin, Gaddafi, Hussein, Putin, Duterte and our wannabe Trump.

Lastly, Cipolla provides a warning on how the masses in democratic republics, in short order, fall prey to authoritarianism. I agree there is no cure for the stupid, but we can help ourselves by understanding its pathology. We must constantly minimize an environment where intelligent people want to devolve into the helpless and/or bandits. That means more equitable education and economic opportunities. It also means race-neutral law enforcement. And most importantly, we must closely monitor the direct effects of stupidity and inflict a whack-a-mole response — to enforce the full force and extent of our laws to protect the nation under our Constitution. Does Jan. 6 come to mind?

• Joe Mehrkens is a retired economist who resides in Petersburg and Juneau. Columns, My Turns and Letters to the Editor represent the view of the author, not the view of the Juneau Empire. Have something to say? Here’s how to submit a My Turn or letter.

More in Opinion

Web
Have something to say?

Here’s how to add your voice to the conversation.

A preliminary design of Huna Totem’s Aak’w Landing shows an idea for how the project’s Seawalk could connect with the city’s Seawalk at Gold Creek (left). (Jasz Garrett / Juneau Empire file photo)
Opinion: To make Juneau affordable, grow our economy

Based on the deluge of comments on social media, recent proposals by… Continue reading

The White House in Washington, Jan. 28, 2025. A federal judge said on Monday, Feb. 3, 2025, that she intended to temporarily block the Trump administration from imposing a sweeping freeze on trillions of dollars in federal grants and loans, adding to the pushback against an effort by the White House’s Office and Management and Budget. (Doug Mills/The New York Times)
My Turn: A plea for Alaska’s delegation to actively oppose political coup occurring in D.C.

An open letter to Alaska’s Congressional delegation: I am a 40-year resident… Continue reading

Sen. Dan Sullivan (R-Alaska) questions Pete Hegseth, President-elect Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Pentagon, during his confirmation hearing before the Senate Armed Services Committee at the Capitol in Washington on Tuesday morning, Jan. 14, 2025. (Kenny Holston/The New York Times)
Opinion: Sen. Sullivan doesn’t know the meaning of leadership

Last Wednesday, Sen. Dan Sullivan should have been prepared for questions about… Continue reading

Current facilities operated by the private nonprofit Gastineau Human Services Corp., which is seeking to add to its transitional housing in Juneau. (Gastineau Human Services Corp. photo)
Opinion: Housing shouldn’t be a political issue — it’s a human right

Alaska is facing a crisis — one that shouldn’t be up for… Continue reading

(Juneau Empire file photo)
Letter: In the spirit of McKinley, a new name for Juneau

Here is a modest proposal for making Juneau great again. As we… Continue reading

(Juneau Empire file photo)
Letter: Protect the balance of democracy

We are a couple in our 70s with 45-plus years as residents… Continue reading

President Donald Trump signs executive orders in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington on Monday, Jan. 20, 2025, following his inauguration as the 47th president. Legal experts said the president was testing the boundaries of executive power with aggressive orders designed to stop the country from transitioning to renewable energy. (Doug Mills/The New York Times)
Opinion: Sen. McConnell, not God, made Trump’s retribution presidency possible

I’m not at all impressed by President Donald Trump’s executive order aimed… Continue reading

Juneau Assembly members confer with city administrative leaders during a break in an Assembly meeting Monday, Nov 18, 2024. (Mark Sabbatini / Juneau Empire file photo)
Opinion: Community affordability takes a back seat to Assembly spending

Less than four months ago, Juneau voters approved a $10 million bond… Continue reading

(Juneau Empire file photo)
Letter: Informing the Public?

The recent Los Angeles area firestorms have created their own media circus… Continue reading

Bins of old PFAS-containing firefighting foams are seen on Oct. 24, 2024, at the Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport fire department headquarters. The PFAS foams are due to be removed and sent to a treatment facility. The airport, like all other state-operated airports, is to switch to non-PFAS firefighting foams by the start of 2025, under a new state law. (Yereth Rosen/Alaska Beacon)
Opinion: A change for safer attire: PFAS Alternatives Act 2023

Perfluoroalkyl and polyfluoroalkyl substances, also known as PFAS, are man-made synthetic chemicals… Continue reading

Attendees are seated during former President Jimmy Carter’s state funeral at Washington National Cathedral in Washington, on Jan. 9, 2025. Pictures shared on social media by the vice president and by the Carter Center prominently showed other past presidents in attendance. (Erin Schaff/The New York Times)
Opinion: Karen Pence’s silent act of conscience

Last week at Jimmy Carter’s funeral, President-elect Donald Trump and former President… Continue reading